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undeadempress:

strifin, assasination, potentially life-destroying diseases. all kinds of potential dangers. who knows how i died? naut me. because i have thinkpan damage. its partially eaten by bugs.

saury if that was gross. eh… a pleashore to meet you then, anellu.

it’s 3kay, empress. i mean, even death d3esn’t st3p y3u fr3m ruling Alternia. unless y3u d3n’t really rule it anym3re???

i c3uld try helping any way i c3uld, empress. and feel free t3 call me whatever y3u want. i’m just a midbl33d, is all.