cokosfunhouse:

O#nce I was swimming and fo#und this secluded island full o#f very small tro#lls

I’m talking like fo#ur fo#o#t two# was the tallest tro#ll.

And lo#ng sto#ry sho#rt they dubbed me their go#d fo#r half a sweep.

Then a tribal elder guy o#r whatever go#t tangled in my hair and I guess that just wasn’t a po#lite thing to# do# so# they tried to# co#o#k me.

:T

(sh3uld have killed them all.)