cyberphile:

You’re not my best friend. Not even close.
My soup is a real food. 

im y3ur alm3st best friend we g3t that d3nw.
y3ur s3up sucks and y3u will have t3 learn that 3ne way 3r an3ther.

i c3uld say y3u suck but its n3t 3riginal en3ugh