carcinoarachnids:

At least you tried. Tried, and failed. 

Eh, I’ve lost appendages 8efore. Getting angry at the drop of the hat is stupidm and shows weakeness. I refuse to conform to what you want me to 8e.

No it isn’t.

maybe i didnt. s3me pe3ple like getting mad at pe3ple wh3 fail s3 it w3rks t3 my advantage 8s.

then i eat them and watch y3u cry little tears. thats what i am meant t3 d3. n3t like i get mad 3ver m3st things. just a few things that seem really big and i d3nt like talking ab3ut.
but y3u are.

and it is.
h3w are y3u g3ing t3 get the g33d stuff and have a g33d meal. i hardly kn3w what ice cream is.